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Here is the amazing interview of Vlad the Impaler, that mad
butcherer from the STOS coding group LYNX.
Interviewer (I) : Hello there Vlad and lets start the interview with a
few simple questions. Firstly could you tell me what
your real name is?.
Vlad (V) : Well, It is, of course, Rick Dunlop
I : What a splendid name you have there Vlad. Just exactly
who the hell are you?.
V : I am the coder of LYNX and I deal with the contacts.
I : Whats all this I hear about you writing a demo then,
come on then, do tell...
V : Were writing an amazing STOS called the Hysteria
Megademos. It will be a 2 disk demo with lots of
great screens featuring border removal, scrollers
(Of course ), star bursts, 512 colour scroller,
Kvack Kvack 2 screen, Thanes (The gfx artists) very
own screen. And lots of other stuff, but you will
just have to wait and see wont you.
I : What other members are there in LYNX?
V : Theres me and Thane the GFX artist and sometimes
coder but usually a lazy c*nt. Thats it im afraid,
we are crying out for new members so if any of you
out there think you fit the bill then write to me
at the address given at the end of this document.
All letters will be answered (Do include a disk of
your best code )
I : What sex are you?
V : What do you think. Im a male of course.
I : We all want to know a bit about your private life
vlad so tell me what your favourite SOFT drink is?
V : Soft drink??, whats a soft drink. I find that a
half bottle of vodka on the rocks usually does the
trick for only £5.25, what a bargain.
I : Yes well, moving on swiftly, what would your
favourite demo be.
V : Here is a quick list of the demos I like in ascending
order of greatness.
Punish your machine
Oh Crikey what a scorcher
Dark side of the spoon
European demos
Cunning demos
Cor blimey demos
And finally The big STOS demo (Crap!!)
I : Are you as it says here, the best ever STOS coder ever
to code on planet earth?
V : Yes.
I : What disk maggies do you like to read then?.
V : Coming first would of course be that all amazing HP
source, what a brill mag. Then it would have to be
ST programmer. Thats all the disk mags I read.
I : Tell me some of your favourite sayings?.
V : 'You...You...You wouldnt let it lie, would you.'
'That was my idea that.'
'Les has done his turn and he will now leave.'
'Plums are smart.'
If you havent noticed by now all these sayings are from
that truly great channel 4 show Vic Reeves Big Night Out.
I : What would you say would be the person you hate most?.
V : It is that bast*rd who wrote the ghost virus, I get
it on every disk that ive got and it really pisses me
off. If the creator of that virus is reading just
F*ck off and D*e you scum.
I : Try and control your language Vlad, this is a family
show. What are your hobbies.
V : They are.... em, well, uhh, oh yes, programming and
err, drinking of alcoholic beverages on saturdays.
I : Well, ladies and gentlemen thats all we have time for
tonight. Join me again for another exciting interview
of Thane, that wonderfully talented GFX drawer. See
you next time folks.......
Vlad's dwelling is at the following place.
Rick Dunlop
51 Belmont PK.
BELFAST
BT4 3DU
N. Ireland
And if you want to phone him his number is (0232) 657 625